The picture comes from disneytouristblog.com
In the heart of Tomorrowland at the Magic Kingdom, there is a not-so-secret pay phone under the people-mover and Astro-Orbiter. if you go to it and pick up the reciever you will hear one of seven pre-recorded messages including:
“Hiya babe, it’s your agent, Johnny Jupiter. You called? Anyway, I gotta call you right back. I’m in a meeting with my number one client – uh – I mean my number two client, Sonny Eclipse. You’re always number one in my book, baby, you know that. Let’s do lunch. Oooh, look at the time. Gotta fly!”
“Hello, you’ve reached Omega 5277. I’m either not home or I’m just screening my calls. And if this is that spacey creep Zygork, stop calling me! I told you, I don’t date Martians who are 300 years older than me, at least not slimy ones like you! Anyone else, leave me a message and I’ll call you right back. Love you. Bye.”
“Earth’s Crust Pizza. We deliver anywhere in the solar system in less than two light years or your order is free. Can you hold please? Thanks for holding. I had to take that incoming call from Saturn because they hardly ever give us a ring.”
“Hi, this is Colena Lunar your friendly Rocket Realty representative. If you want space, Rocket Realty’s the place, and do I have the space for you. It’s a lovely, 2-bedroom sky-riser in the Hoverburbs. A short commute from downtown Tomorrowland. Remember, in the Hoverburbs, real estate is always looking up!”
Most people are unaware of the special phone's existence- that means there's never any lines to play with it :)
In the heart of Tomorrowland at the Magic Kingdom, there is a not-so-secret pay phone under the people-mover and Astro-Orbiter. if you go to it and pick up the reciever you will hear one of seven pre-recorded messages including:
“Hiya babe, it’s your agent, Johnny Jupiter. You called? Anyway, I gotta call you right back. I’m in a meeting with my number one client – uh – I mean my number two client, Sonny Eclipse. You’re always number one in my book, baby, you know that. Let’s do lunch. Oooh, look at the time. Gotta fly!”
“Hello, you’ve reached Omega 5277. I’m either not home or I’m just screening my calls. And if this is that spacey creep Zygork, stop calling me! I told you, I don’t date Martians who are 300 years older than me, at least not slimy ones like you! Anyone else, leave me a message and I’ll call you right back. Love you. Bye.”
“Earth’s Crust Pizza. We deliver anywhere in the solar system in less than two light years or your order is free. Can you hold please? Thanks for holding. I had to take that incoming call from Saturn because they hardly ever give us a ring.”
“Hi, this is Colena Lunar your friendly Rocket Realty representative. If you want space, Rocket Realty’s the place, and do I have the space for you. It’s a lovely, 2-bedroom sky-riser in the Hoverburbs. A short commute from downtown Tomorrowland. Remember, in the Hoverburbs, real estate is always looking up!”
Most people are unaware of the special phone's existence- that means there's never any lines to play with it :)